senyuMatematika

Sori aja kalo judulnya garing :p. Habis jalan jalan ke http://www.moonsighting.com/math_jokes.html dan menemukan banyak hal menarik. Gw bagi beberapa di sini deh yang menarik. :)

1. PUISI

This poem was written by Jon Saxton (an author of math textbooks).

((12 + 144 + 20 + (3 * 4^(1/2))) / 7) + (5 * 11) = 9^2 + 0

Or for those who have trouble reading the poem:

A Dozen, a Gross and a Score,
plus three times the square root of four,
divided by seven, plus five times eleven,
equals nine squared and not a bit more.

2. PALINDROME

Palindrome itu kata kata yang dibaca dari depan atau belakang sama. contoh : Malam , kasur ini rusak , 19-11-91.

Able was I ere I saw Elba.
A man, a plan, a canal Panama!
A nut for a jar of tuna.
A Toyota! Race fast, safe car. A Toyota.
Cigar? Toss it in a can. It is so tragic.
Draw pupil’s lip upward
Gateman sees name, garageman sees name tag.
Go hang a salami; I’m a lasagna hog.
If I had a hi-fi
Madam, I’m Adam.
Never odd or even.
On a clover, if alive, erupts a vast, pure evil; a fire volcano.
Rats live on no evil star.
Some men interpret nine memos.
Ten animals I slam in a net.
Was it a car or a cat I saw?

3. ANAGRAM

Anagram itu kata kata yang posisi huruf hurufnya diubah.

calculation => I call a count
election results => lies – let’s recount
eleven plus two => twelve plus one
factorize => craze of it
higher mathematics => ahh! arithmetic gems
incomprehensible => problem in Chinese
integral calculus => calculating rules
inconsistent => n is, n is not, etc.
mathematics => match items
negation => get a “no” in
Year Two Thousand => a year to shut down
action man => cannot aim
astronomer => moon starer
astronomers => no more stars
comfort is => Microsoft
debit card => bad credit
don’t question => do inquest not
dormitory => dirty room
listen => silent
mother-in-law => woman Hitler
school master => the classroom
slot machines => cash lost in’em
tired nerves => tense driver
the answer => wasn’t here
the country side => no city dust here
the eyes => they see
the morse code => here come dots
truth is => it hurts
Kansas City => Satanic sky
Tasmania => I am Satan
Washington => hating snow
Albert Einstein => Ten Elite Brains
Clint Eastwood => old west action
George W. Bush => where bugs go
Jennifer Aniston => fine in torn jeans
Princess Diana => end is a car spin
Ronald Wilson Reagan => insane anglo warlord
Sean Connery => on any screen

Kalo matematika bisa semenarik ini, kenapa banyak orang yang membencinya? Karena ketidaktahuan dan paradigma :D

~ oleh psylo di/pada 16 April 2009.

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